Our Covid-19 Policy

We here at William Bitner want to let you know how committed we are to your safety and well-being during this time of turmoil and upheaval. Out of our deep concern, we’re keeping all of our various titles available on Amazon during this crisis so that you can better prepare yourself for what’s ahead, namely the post-apocalyptic reign of Warlord Bill.

This a dark matter and with that in mind, we’re offering the Kindle version of Dark Matters free Friday, April 3 through Saturday, April 4.

As you’re probably already aware, Kindles will be…how shall we say…frowned upon during the thousand year reign of Warlord Bill, so we suggest that you load up on paperbacks as well.

As always, your welfare and convenience are among our primary concerns.

Stay Safe:

Need Something To Read? William Bitner Has You Covered…

If you’re looking for reading material to pass the time and lift your spirits while you ride out the coronapocalypse, you can get my latest collection of horror stories, Green Maws Are Gaping, on Kindle absolutely free Saturday, March 21 through Sunday, March 22.

And if the siege should happen to continue beyond the weekend, I have a few other horror compilations to recommend, such as M is for Monster, T is for Thing, N is for Nightmare, Gone Where the Goblins Go, She Saw Dinosaurs, Worlds Beyond, and Dark Matters, Then there’s Down in the Drains, my dark sci-fi/horror novel, DFZ vs the Fists of Mars, for you sports fans, and for the eclectic social-distancing dilettantes among you, Heavy Planet Man, a collection of over a hundred original song lyrics, all penned by me, William Bitner.

Time Enough At Last

Read ’em and weep:

The Return of Wrestling With Appalachian Horror April 4th

Back by popular demand! Due to the success of the program last year I will again be speaking at the Main Library in Charleston regarding the Appalachian influences on my horror fiction as well as the art of story telling as performed within the confines of a pro wrestling ring. This year’s presentation will be Saturday, April 4th at 2 pm, once again in the Ray Room on the 3rd floor.


Good Time Show Now Available for Viewing

The Good Time Christmas Show is now up for viewing. While the entire show is excellent and well worth watching, Death Falcon Zero makes his appearance at 1:13:30 (approximately). Enjoy.

The Good Time Christmas Show

It's hard to believe that it has already been two months since all of these amazing people came together to give nearly $70,000 to our community! We're already hard at work on the show for this year — who would you like to see perform? #thegoodtimechristmasshow #christmas #myhuntington

Posted by The Good Time Christmas Show on Wednesday, February 19, 2020

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