William’s first venture into crime fiction, the long awaited You Have To Pay is now available in both print and Kindle editions! Nine short stories and two novelettes which are, to quote from the introduction by Gil Rand, “gritty stories featuring cops and criminals, made men and those unmade, private detectives, killers both professional and amateur, drifters and drunks and perhaps the worst of the bunch, attorneys”.
For the third consecutive year Death Falcon Zero and Michael Valentine attempt to make it to the end of “Feliz Navidad” at the Goodtime Christmas Show, this time with an assist from Michael’s son Jack. Will they be successful this year? Well, what do you think . . .
The latest volume in the adventures of everyone’s favorite masked reprobate, Death Falcon Zero Vs The Elder Terrors is now yours to enjoy in either print or Kindle editions. All pre-orders are on their way, as always thank you good people and your excellent taste in reading material. As for the rest of you, what are you waiting for?
If you’re a real American you love wrestling. You also love monsters. So every damn one of you good Americans should be happy this Independence Day to hear that Death Falcon Zero Vs The Elder Terrors, the latest volume in the series featuring that irascible masked reprobate versus pretty much everything is in its final stages of completion and should be ready for purchase in a matter of a few weeks.
Check out this crazy cool cover, once again by the massively talented Fraim Brothers and keep watching this space (and the skies) for further announcements.
Just a reminder that my collection of short horror stories, Dark Matters, is available as a free Kindle download Friday April 3 and Saturday April 4. Also, as the Kanawha County Public Library system is currently closed my presentation, Wrestling With Appalachian Horror, scheduled for the 4th has been cancelled.
We here at William Bitner want to let you know how committed we are to your safety and well-being during this time of turmoil and upheaval. Out of our deep concern, we’re keeping all of our various titles available on Amazon during this crisis so that you can better prepare yourself for what’s ahead, namely the post-apocalyptic reign of Warlord Bill.
This a dark matter and with that in mind, we’re offering the Kindle version of Dark Matters free Friday, April 3 through Saturday, April 4.
As you’re probably already aware, Kindles will be…how shall we say…frowned upon during the thousand year reign of Warlord Bill, so we suggest that you load up on paperbacks as well.
As always, your welfare and convenience are among our primary concerns.
If you’re looking for reading material to pass the time and lift your spirits while you ride out the coronapocalypse, you can get my latest collection of horror stories, Green Maws Are Gaping, on Kindle absolutely free Saturday, March 21 through Sunday, March 22.
Back by popular demand! Due to the success of the program last year I will again be speaking at the Main Library in Charleston regarding the Appalachian influences on my horror fiction as well as the art of story telling as performed within the confines of a pro wrestling ring. This year’s presentation will be Saturday, April 4th at 2 pm, once again in the Ray Room on the 3rd floor.
It's hard to believe that it has already been two months since all of these amazing people came together to give nearly $70,000 to our community! We're already hard at work on the show for this year — who would you like to see perform? #thegoodtimechristmasshow #christmas #myhuntington
Death Falcon Zero appeared on stage Thursday night, December 19 at the Jean Carlo Stephenson auditorium along with an all star cast of celebrities and musicians in a fun, festive Christmas program that raised over $70,000 for 30 local charities. And yes, he body slammed host Michael Valentine into the Christmas tree but who didn’t see that coming?