Good Time Christmas Show 2021

For the fourth consecutive year Death Falcon Zero will be appearing in the Good Time Christmas show. This year’s all-star event will be Tuesday, January 21st starting at 7 pm at the Foundry Theater in the Jean Carlo Stephenson Auditorium, 800 Fifth Avenue, Huntington, WV. Will DFZ be able to refrain from body slamming host Michael Valentine this year? The suspense is killing us too…

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The Holidays Are Over. Now You Have To Pay.

William’s first venture into crime fiction, the long awaited You Have To Pay is now available in both print and Kindle editions! Nine short stories and two novelettes which are, to quote from the introduction by Gil Rand, “gritty stories featuring cops and criminals, made men and those unmade, private detectives, killers both professional and amateur, drifters and drunks and perhaps the worst of the bunch, attorneys”.

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New DFZ Book Available in Print and Kindle

The latest volume in the adventures of everyone’s favorite masked reprobate, Death Falcon Zero Vs The Elder Terrors is now yours to enjoy in either print or Kindle editions. All pre-orders are on their way, as always thank you good people and your excellent taste in reading material. As for the rest of you, what are you waiting for?

Available from Amazon or direct from Bill.

Death Falcon Zero Vs The Elder Terrors Cover

Well? What ARE you waiting for:


If you’re a real American you love wrestling. You also love monsters. So every damn one of you good Americans should be happy this Independence Day to hear that Death Falcon Zero Vs The Elder Terrors, the latest volume in the series featuring that irascible masked reprobate versus pretty much everything is in its final stages of completion and should be ready for purchase in a matter of a few weeks.

Check out this crazy cool cover, once again by the massively talented Fraim Brothers and keep watching this space (and the skies) for further announcements.

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A Friendly Reminder

Just a reminder that my collection of short horror stories, Dark Matters, is available as a free Kindle download Friday April 3 and Saturday April 4. Also, as the Kanawha County Public Library system is currently closed my presentation, Wrestling With Appalachian Horror, scheduled for the 4th has been cancelled.

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Our Covid-19 Policy

We here at William Bitner want to let you know how committed we are to your safety and well-being during this time of turmoil and upheaval. Out of our deep concern, we’re keeping all of our various titles available on Amazon during this crisis so that you can better prepare yourself for what’s ahead, namely the post-apocalyptic reign of Warlord Bill.

This a dark matter and with that in mind, we’re offering the Kindle version of Dark Matters free Friday, April 3 through Saturday, April 4.

As you’re probably already aware, Kindles will be…how shall we say…frowned upon during the thousand year reign of Warlord Bill, so we suggest that you load up on paperbacks as well.

As always, your welfare and convenience are among our primary concerns.

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Need Something To Read? William Bitner Has You Covered…

If you’re looking for reading material to pass the time and lift your spirits while you ride out the coronapocalypse, you can get my latest collection of horror stories, Green Maws Are Gaping, on Kindle absolutely free Saturday, March 21 through Sunday, March 22.

And if the siege should happen to continue beyond the weekend, I have a few other horror compilations to recommend, such as M is for Monster, T is for Thing, N is for Nightmare, Gone Where the Goblins Go, She Saw Dinosaurs, Worlds Beyond, and Dark Matters, Then there’s Down in the Drains, my dark sci-fi/horror novel, DFZ vs the Fists of Mars, for you sports fans, and for the eclectic social-distancing dilettantes among you, Heavy Planet Man, a collection of over a hundred original song lyrics, all penned by me, William Bitner.

Time Enough At Last

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